found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
