All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Life is so much better after having sex.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Randomize
