apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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