spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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