If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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