can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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