I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
