i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Let's get the cat blown out
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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