yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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