Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
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I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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