Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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