Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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