Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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