You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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