I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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