you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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