I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
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