he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
