Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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