Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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