if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
