She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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