i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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