please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
The air was thick with penises
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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