I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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