my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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