how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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