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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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