I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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