There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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