how can u be prego again
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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