Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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