I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
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