whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I want to have your abortion
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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