I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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