Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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