are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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