I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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