That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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