No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
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I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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