Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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