All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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