I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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