Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
He shit in the fireplace
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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