well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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