she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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