I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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