This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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