listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
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I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
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We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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