so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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