ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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