I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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