we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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