So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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